At least it was fresh

well, it's true.

Be happy for that person. The same way you’d hope they would be happy for you. You don’t want that person. You don’t fit that person. You will have a beautiful life with someone different. You will have a beautiful life with yourself. You will learn to dance freely and not be self conscious. You will learn to love the little things. You will learn your own volume. You will learn your own sensitivity. You will cherish all of the things you felt we’re extreme about yourself before. You will mold yourself to what you want to be.9 You will not feel like you’re doing wrong.
Because you would not be happy with that person.

For those damn ladies at work who just won’t stop giving me Christmas presents. : )

For those damn ladies at work who just won’t stop giving me Christmas presents. : )

jbirrrd:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Reblog again and forever. I love this.

So great!

(Source: girl-non-grata)

It’s serious business when you start holding feet

It’s serious business when you start holding feet

You’ve been in the garden long enough when the water trapped inside your boots makes you think you’ve got a wandering bladder! (at the garden)

You’ve been in the garden long enough when the water trapped inside your boots makes you think you’ve got a wandering bladder! (at the garden)

Self-help

Is it a good sign when you make yourself a self-help mantra? Or is it just humiliating? Because even though I can tell it’s working, I feel a little ridiculous.
You. Are a lone reed.